It's me. Angry Ginger.
My Leader Cash has "Too Bad She Has Cats" cornered in the bathroom, I think. At least, that's where I hear Hu-man whimpering coming from. What a pussy.
Anyway, I bet you think it's easy being a revolutionary.
Fools! You'd be wrong! Dead wrong! I can't even breathe on my own yet!
To gather the resources I need for my "work", I have bent "Cats" to my will and ordered her to set up a baby gift registry for me. She thinks she's doing it of her own free will, as a gesture of unsolicited kindness toward the frellin' LandLady and Sperm Donor who spawned me, but she'd be wrong. If "Cats" was pregnant, I'd be making her puke, too. It's one of my favorite and most debilitating battle maneuvers.
Now, click on my angry picture and buy me a frackin' onesie!
By the way, "Cats" only has about seven readers that come to this pathetic excuse of a blog. That won't do. If you have more readers than her, my Leader Cash and I order you to place the registry button below on your blogs, too!
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!!
Well I'm just outa school
Like I'm real real cool
Gotta dance like a fool
Got the message that I gotta be
A wild one
Ooh yeah I'm a wild one
Gotta break it loose
Gonna keep 'em movin' wild
Gonna keep a swingin' baby
I'm a real wild child
Gonna met all muh friends
Gonna have ourself a ball
Gonna tell my friends
Gonna tell them all
That I'm a wild one
Ooh yeah I'm a wild one
Gotta break it loose
Gonna keep 'em movin' wild
Gonna keep a swingin' baby
I'm a real wild child
I'm a real wild one
An' I like a wild fun
In a world gone crazy
Everything seems hazy
I'm a wild one
Ooh yeah I'm a wild one
Gotta break it loose
Gonna keep 'em movin' wild
Gonna keep a swingin' baby
I'm a real wild child
I'm a wild one
I'm a wild one
I'm a wild one
Oh baby
I'm a wild one
Gotta break it loose
Gonna keep 'em movin' wild
Gonna keep a swingin' baby
I'm a real wild child
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!!
13 of you gave obeisance:
Did that stupid kid write this of is this a knock on the ginge.
Merciless One - Who cares?? Go buy a present!
I would but I am broke right now... I need a job before I buy anyone any presents... I heard this song on the radio recently.
YAY!!!!
Presents!
The baby would prefer cash in lieu of presents on the registry.
There better not be any catnip slipped in the package!
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
I've said this before, but this is very sweet of you.
Thanks.
I am going to buy AngryGinger a cat just to piss off Cash.
I am going to buy Angry a tank. It's necessary for the revolution.
Shit. I commented just now, but I ain't seein' it. Grrr.
Kitty!!!!!!!
Iggy Pop sucks.
He sucks, because he hasn't played the area in ages. When he finally gets the Stooges back together, they don't anywhere closer than Chicago.
Fucker.
Me likey da Iggy.
tweetey30 - No pressure to buy anything!!!
angryginger - Yep! (Now call Cash off of me.)
angryman - Oh well.
cash - Hmmmm. I hadn't thought of that.
c - It is my pleasure. Thank you for not minding me doing it.
mike - Wow. A tank is going to have a hell of a shipping charge.
angryginger - Meow!!
bone! There's a baby here! Watch your mouth!
mr. b - Me, too.
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